Archive for February, 2016

Groceries, Done. Taxes, Done.
02/06/2016

MOOD: onigiri- dizzy (Tired)
Quote Of The Day: “OMFG. U have got to be kidding me.” -Juse

Today was definitely get shit done day. My ass did not wanna get up all early to head to my accountant’s office, but if there’s two things u can’t avoid it’s paying taxes and death. I honestly didn’t know if my accountant’s office would be open. She’s Viet, and they celebrate our new years so I thought she might closes this weekend? But I decided to go anyways, cuz this is her busy season so she should be open.

I get there and see a line of folks! Dang she’s packed. I should have got there earlier. I ended up waiting an hour. Her clients are a mix of Asians and Americans. There was this one old Chinese woman who was in line before me and how about right in the lobby/waiting room she decided she wanted to listen to some Chinese holiday music so she started blasting it on her cell! I mean like a speaker! Everyone was listening to it. Who the hell does that?? No one wants to hear that shit! That’s your shit! There was a family of ghetto folks there in line and they were just cracking the hell up. They’re probably making fun of her wanting to make those dumb ass “ching chong ching” noises. Ignorant mofos. But she’s bold as shit! She didn’t give a hot damn if it was disruptive or not! I had to listen to that for an hour! FML.

My taxes are usually super easy so I was in and out in less than 10 minutes. I did forget to bring my health coverage document with me, but I later scanned it to her.

Afterwards I thought it was pointless to head back home and then come back out so I just went ahead and did all my errands in one trip. Had to go pick up the Sunday paper from Wally World, then off to the grocery stories. I picked up some really fresh snow crab legs, and other random things for tomorrow’s dinner. I also got a bottle of champagne. We were ready to go!

My Ass Handed To Me On A Plate
02/05/2016

MOOD: onigiri- dillusional (Exhausted)
Quote Of The Day: “But I’m an employee. That’s unprofessional.” -Juse

I had my ass handed to me at work today. It was so damn busy!! I really can feel the strain of being short-handed at work right now. Even my clients coming in were pitying me and asking how come I’m by myself. Uh, cuz we can’t afford to hire anyone?? I’m just gonna power through it as much as I can. I have a busy weekend ahead. Its Chinese New Years on Monday so I have a lot to prepare. Not only do I have to finish doing my shopping for new year’s dinner, but I have to go get my taxes done tomorrow.

reason A doesn’t want me going anywhere New Year’s Eve which is honestly way more important to her than actual New Year’s Day so I need to make sure I get everything we need by Sat.

The whole day at work I felt like I was going to pass out. I was just so damn exhausted from this week! So much drama, so many scares, the worries, the anxiety! Its just too much excitement for one week! I am so looking forward to this weekend! I’m so glad we didn’t have to do overtime today. It really is our busy season with tax return and everything but its also New Years so its kinda hectic for me.

Crazy Man + That’s It? You’re Leaving?!
02/04/2016

MOOD: onigiri- terrified(Terrified)
Quote Of The Day: “What if he bit me?!” -Juse

So had a traumatic situation driving into work today. I was about half way to work when we had a little stall in the road and traffic on both ends were a little backed up due to a red light. It was just 2 lanes. One going and one coming. Suddenly out of nowhere a half naked grandpa walked into the street waving his arms around. At first we didn’t think anything of it. When traffic started moving u could see folks trying to drive around him cuz he obviously was not gonna get out the way.

Scary part came when I just passed him and through my rear view mirror I saw him starting to randomly pull on people’s car doors! I was like WTF!! That’s some scary shit! I immediately locked my car door cuz I have a habit of not doing that, and had my door been one he randomly pulled on then I’d be a dead chicken cuz it would have opened right up! Who knew what he was trying to do! Get in? Pull me out?? Then he started to bang on folks car windows, the whole thing freaked me out. Thank goodness traffic was starting to move so I drove further and further away but kept looking in the mirror until I couldn’t see him anymore. How scary is that?? Oh  man. I sure learned my lesson. >_<

The other big event that happened today was that Phillip left! I thought he was leaving tomorrow, but apparently not! The whole morning he sat around bored as heck. I wondered if I should have made small talk with him but I opted no to cuz I don’t know. I’m not good at starting convos, although I can usually keep one alive. Then around noon time, he started packing up. I thought it was odd he was packing up for “lunch” but then he came around to say his goodbyes and I was like what?? You’re leaving??

I was puzzled cuz uh… Last time we had a meeting, nothing got resolved! I thought we were gonna have another meeting to try and rectify the issue and resolve it. I wonder if that means that Bossman continued “talking” to him after we all left work and they resolved it themselves? Not even sure! But he didn’t see upset or anything and Bossman didn’t speak of it for the rest of the day. Hum, not too sure what that’s all about. >_>

Don’t Everybody Panic At Once!
02/03/2016

MOOD: onigiri- upset (WTF)
Quote Of The Day: “^%$#@!*&^!!” -Bossman

First let me start off by saying I slept like a baby last night. Yesterday was SOOO exhausting. Without having to write everything that happened, in summary it did get ugly between Bossman and Phillip during our meeting yesterday. I mean it got very ugly to the point where Bossman left the meeting and we had to go grab him, but he refused to come back! It was really awkward relaying that message to Phillip. Regardless of how upset u are about it, we’re all adults here and what’s done is done and u just need to talk it out. Storming off resolves nothing and only leaves awkwardness.

We didn’t wrap up stuff yesterday so today we continued the meeting. They had discrepancies regarding the splitting of payroll costs. One doesn’t wanna pay for employees whom are not working for them full time. The other thinks they should pay because that was what was first agreed upon. I can see the point of both sides I guess.

But Bossman scared the shit balls out of me when he suddenly busted out in a rage on the phone and was yelling and slamming the door at the same time. I got so scared for a second I almost ran into the men’s restroom by accident. *FAILS*

At first I thought he was yelling at Phillip but it ended up being a whole different situation. Regardless it startled me. In the midst of us trying to resolve the expenses for the new entity, they had an issue with funds in the company bank account and some funds that were suppose to come in didn’t and essentially that caused a lot of checks to bounce and Bossman had a cow, and it was SOOO hectic for a few hours.

In the end they did resolve the bank issue, but we didn’t continue the meeting with Phillip so I’m not even sure what they plan to do with that. We’ll probably continue it tomorrow.

That Awkward Moment When You Realize You’re Not Lady Like
02/02/2016

MOOD: onigiri- upset (FAIL)
Quote Of The Day: “Well shit. Maybe u need to sit with him and watch too, so ya’ll can both learn. Lol.” -Juse

As I mentioned before ever since June left, I have been enjoying my freedom. I’m the only one in the main lobby now and I can do whatever, eat whatever and no one sees unless they pass by me which is not often. But now that Phillip is here, he’s sitting in June’s spot which is right next to me and its been super inconvenient.

Besides having to eat my damn lunch like a ninja, I also have to be careful about one very bad habit that I have had ever since I was a kid. And that is………………… clearing my throat. Honestly I don’t know when it happened, but I’ve been doing it since I can remember. My biological father had really bad asthma. I’m lucky I didn’t get that from him, but I do have a sensitive throat and everything irritates it. I feel like I constantly have to clear it.

As if that wasn’t “manly” enough, I also do it very loud! And I have to do it before I answer any phone calls. I can’t tell if its a habit now or really like I can’t speak clearly if I don’t. But since the office is so quite, its really obvious when I do it! I don’t care if Bill hears me cuz he farts all the time anyways, but its odd doing it in front of Phillip! I feel SOOO unlady like. Ugh! But my throat is so scratchy if I don’t! I try to let out a small cough to help relieve it a little, but I REALLY needed to clear my throat. So I just did it really loudly once and I think I startled Phillip. He turned to look at me.

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Monday And Shit…
02/01/2016

MOOD: onigiri- dillusional(Confused)
Quote Of The Day: “Is Bossman back yet?” -reason A

Work was rough today. Bossman and Phillip are back from Mississippi and I doubt they’re gonna go back. Blah. I hate having him walk around staring me down. I spent the day doing paperwork and getting stuff ready to wrap it up with a string of meetings with Philip. Bill warned me to keep my mouth shut when things get ugly so that’s exactly what I’m going to do. Not sure how ugly it might get but I’m pretty prepared.

After work I attempted to shop for the remainder of the Chinese New Years food, with no avail. One of these days! I will go straight home after work without having to hit the grocery store. Lol…